2000% done with my roommate saying shit like “i only made $15 an hour at work today”at least four times a week

Posted 2 hours ago on July 23

capitolcouture:

Johanna Mason: Statuesque Allure

The Capitol has outdone itself once again.  Still basking in the stoic radiance that was last year’s stunning Capitol Portraits, we here at Capitol Couture have nevertheless been waiting eagerly for the next wave of incredible images of our cherished elite. Fresh from the excitement of the most eventful Quarter Quell to date, we are thrilled and honored to present the new Capitol Living Portraits.  

As our Quarter Quell victors, Peeta Mellark and Johanna Mason hold the distinct honor of being the first Capitol citizens featured within a Living Portrait.  Here we see Johanna in an exquisite Alon Livne creation that “juxtaposes the flowing drapery of classic statuary while the super modern and sculptural iridescent white bodice references the branch motif of the Panem Seal.”  With plunging lines and slits as daring and divine as the warrior woman herself, every element of Johanna’s ensemble (including her Alexander Wang shoes and hand-carved marble bangles by Chen Chen and Kai Williams) exudes her fierce strength and enduring pride- a true darling of the Capitol.


Already all the rage with the Capitol elite, Capitol families are lining up to view these astoundingly realistic hologram displays in person. Citizens can witness the artist’s hand-selected series of Living Portraits in person at SOCA this summer.    

Posted 3 hours ago on July 23 with 3,218 notes · Source
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Posted 5 hours ago on July 22 with 59,511 notes · Source
tagged as #marvel

hannah just watched dirty dancing for the first time and she keeps sending me texts that analyze the shit out of it and it’s so cute to care so much about a movie that’s so old

Posted 5 hours ago on July 22 with 1 note
tagged as #peterslabyrinth

as i was leaving work i saw we had a new book display called “christian fiction” and my first thought was “i don’t see the bible anywhere”

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

Posted 13 hours ago on July 22 with 76,179 notes · Source

There is something inherently valuable about being a misfit. It’s not to say that every person who has artistic talent was a social outcast, but there is definitely a value for identifying yourself differently and being proud that you are different.”

Happy 25th birthday Dan!
Posted 14 hours ago on July 22 with 816 notes · Source
tagged as #daniel radcliffe

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Posted 15 hours ago on July 22 with 35,086 notes · Source
tagged as #avengers 2

bahtmun:

Harry Potter film series part 12

Posted 15 hours ago on July 22 with 6,694 notes · Source
tagged as #hp
meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

Posted 1 day ago on July 22 with 45,731 notes · Source
tagged as #daniel radcliffe
neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

neilnevins:

the harry potter wiki gets really in-depth

Posted 1 day ago on July 22 with 9,144 notes · Source
tagged as #hp

daniel radcliffe was born eight days before j.k. rowling which = eight days before the character of harry potter which definitely = book eight being released on july 31 at midnight

actually here’s a story about something that grinds my gears a whole bunch

i told my ex-roommate whilst we were marathoning four weddings and say yes to the dress a few years ago that i’d use the instrumental for a thousand years in the imaginary plane where i wanted to get married and walk down an aisle and all that bullshit

and then a few weeks ago she got married and fucking used the instrumental to a thousand years and never even thanked slash acknowledged me as the originator of that idea

Posted 1 day ago on July 22
tagged as #rage

i don’t know why i love christina perry’s a thousand years so much because i’m asexual&aromantic but goddamn if i wouldn’t walk down an aisle to that song and weep the whole way (then leave without the marriage part but whatever i’d still eat the cake)

Posted 1 day ago on July 22
"He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy who lived!’"
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Some things never change.

(via thehpalliance)
Posted 1 day ago on July 21 with 3,295 notes · Source
tagged as #hp